Ren and Stimpy Scripts by Mike Bunker
Dr. Stupid #2
Dr. Stupid is sitting in some brown liquid, examining a bone. "Pomp and Circumstance" plays again.
Announcer: It's time for Ask Dr. Stupid, with your host Dr. Stupid.
Dr. Stupid throws the bone away and says: Oh, hello there.
Announcer: Dr, here's a letter from Jennifer from Bent Armpit, Wyoming, (A hand appears from offscreen and hands Dr. Stupid the letter) ...and she asks: Dear Dr. Stupid, what is that ugly white slab in my can of beans?
Dr. Stupid reads the letter and straightens his glasses, his pupils appear to be attached to them instead of to his eyes.
Dr. Stupid: That's a very good question, Jennifer. I'd better put on my patented Stupometron Helmet.
Dr. Stupid puts on a large blue helmet that has a bear claw on top.
Dr. Stupid: Prepare to activate! (Dr. Stupid pokes himself in the eye) OOF! Heh heh.... The answer's simple, really. Jennifer, that ugly white slab in your can of beans is... The Queen Bean! And all the other beans are the worker beans that serve her! (Dr. Stupid folds his hands and smiles at the audience as he sinks below the liquid, the camera pans out and we see he's in a tar pit in a jungle)
Announcer: Thank you, Dr. Stupid. Tune in next time for Ask Dr. Stupid.