Ren and Stimpy Scripts by Mike Bunker
Goodbye #1
Ren: Boy, Stimpy, we sure had fun today, didn't we?
Stimpy nods.
Ren: Go on, Stimpy. Say goodbye.
Stimpy: Duh, were are we going?
Ren: The show's over. See you next time.
Stimpy: (distraught) What'll we do till then?
Ren: Why, you could clean your bellbutton, eat olive loaf till you puke!
Stimpy wails.
Ren: I know man, you can chase your tail till you're dizzy!
Stimpy: Chase my tail? But Ren, I don't have a tail!
Ren: Do what I tell you, stupid.
Stimpy roars ferociously and chases his "tail" very quickly, he finally collapses on the floor upside down.
Ren: How ya feelin', pal?
Stimpy: (BURP) Kinda sick...