Ren and Stimpy Scripts by Mike Bunker
Log for girls
Starts on two girls crying.
Announcer: What's the matter, Susy, what's the matter, Jill?
Girls: We're sick of our toys, we've had our fill!
Suzy: Dollies are boring!
Jill: And I hate to cook!
Both: We want a new toy!
Announcer: Well, let's have a look!
It's log for girls!
Suzy: I'll comb her hair!
Jill: And I'll do her makeup!
Both: Look at log now, she's beeautiful!
Announcer: Yes, log. All kids love log!
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs,
Rolls over your nieghbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's log log log!
It's lo-og, lo-og, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's lo-og, lo-og, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it log,
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log!
Announcer: Log, from Blammo!