Ren and Stimpy Scripts by Mike Bunker
Sugar Frosted Milk
Announcer: New amazing product!
Girl: Hi kids! I start out my day with my favorite breakfast! That's right, sugar frosted milk!
She shakes the bag which produces a squishing noise, then pours it into a bowl. As suspected, it's all thick and lumpy like oatmeal. She smells the cereal.
Girl: Mmmm... smell those lumps! (She reaches offscreen and brings in a pitcher of cereal) Just four ounces of lumps and six ounces of cereal makes for a balanced breakfast! (She pours some cereal into the bowl and the pieces scream and cry for help as they get sucked under the milk.) And sugar frosted milk stays lumpy even in cereal!
A small boy walks in and comes up to the table.
Boy: Mornin', sis! Oh boy! Sugar frosted lumps! (He pours from the box but just a thin liquid comes out) Hey! Who stole my lumps?
The camera pans over to the girl who winks and sticks her tongue out, showing a nasty mound of lumps.