Judges Chapter 3

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team against America, because they had done evil in the sight of the Lord.</div> <div>      13  Then he gathered to himself the people of the press and the ACLU , went and defeated America, and took possession of Washington DC.</div> <div>      14  So the Americans served Clinton/Gore eight years.</div> <div>      15  But when the people of America cried out to the Lord, the Lord raised up a deliverer for them: GW the son of George Senior, the Texan, a left-handed man.  By him the Americans sent a political contribution to the Clinton/Gore team. </div> <div>      16  Now GW made himself a dagger (it was double-edged and about his forearm in length) and fastened it under his clothes on his right thigh.</div> <div>      17  So he brought the contribution to the Clinton/Gore team. (Now Clinton and Gore were men very fat with evil.)</div> <div>      18  And when he had finished presenting the political contribution, he sent away the people who had carried the gift.  </div> <div>      19  But he himself turned back and said to Gore, "I have a secret contribution for you, Oh future President."  He said, "Keep silence!"  And Clinton and all the secret service who attended him went out from him.</div> <div>      20  So Gore came to him (now he was sitting in his cool private chamber of the Oval Office).  </div> <div>      21  Then GW reached with his left hand, took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly.</div> <div>      22  Even the hilt went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not draw the dagger out of his belly; and his entrails came out.</div> <div>      23  Then GW went out through the porch and shut the doors of the oval office behind him and locked them.</div> <div>      24  When he had gone out, Gore's secret service came to look, and to their surprise, the doors of the oval office were locked.  So they said, "he is probably attending to his needs in the oval office."       </div> <div>      25  So they waited till they were embarrassed, and still he had not opened the doors of the oval office.  Therefore they took the key and opened them.  And there was their future president, fallen dead on the floor.</div> <div>      26  But GW had escaped while they delayed, and passed beyond the Capital Monuments and escaped to Pennsylvania.</div> <div>      27  And it happened, when he arrived, that he called a press conference in Pennsylvania, and the Americans went down with him from their homes and he led them.</div> <div>      28 Then he said to them, "Follow me, for the Lord has delivered your enemies the Democrats into your hand."  So they went down after him, seized the seats of power leading to the presidency, and did not allow anyone to cross over.</div> <div>      29 And at that time they killed about ten thousand Democrat leaders, all stout men of valor; not a man escaped.</div> <div>      30 So Washington DC was subdued that day under the hand of America.  And the land had rest for 16 years.</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0d44d0c0.gif" border=0 width="589" height="12" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0099FF" FACE="Papyrus" ><B>Back to-</B></FONT><B>   </B><A HREF="government.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Offensive Words about the Government"><U><B>Offensive Words about the Government</B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0099FF" FACE="Papyrus" ><B>To Continue, click on-  </B></FONT><A HREF="environment.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Offensive Words about the Environment"><U><B>Offensive Words about the Environment</B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0099FF" FACE="Papyrus" ><B>To Comment, click on- </B></FONT><A HREF="id98.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="OffensiveBuletin Board"><U><B>OffensiveBuletin Board</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0099FF" FACE="Papyrus" ><B>      </B></FONT><A HREF="comments.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Us"><U><B>Contact Us</B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0d44d0c0.gif" border=0 width="589" height="12" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>