DR. LORCA-(Michael Citriniti) A Millionaire nutjob who likes to collect "Biological Oddities"
SHELIA-(Jacqueline Lovell) His sexy, but insane, assistant who likes to sit on tables. Great outfit.
BELINDA YOST-(Tracie May) Money loving supplier of the "Oddities" and a Raging Bitch
KANTOR-(Gerard O'Donnell) A Private Dick that earns a lot more than he's worth.
NAPOLEON LAZAR-(Mel Johnson Jr.) Rival collector and a few bricks short himself.
ELVINA-(Rhonda Griffin) Yost's secretary. Dumb as a post and afraid of lesbians. Molested by a critter.

A heartwarming tale of a man and his collection of deformed, mutant fetuses. Basically, Dr. Lorca and Napoleon Lazar are in a custody battle over one of his little um...collectables. Lazar is mugged by Shelia, who just happens to be topless and wearing a gorilla mask at the time, and loses his prize specimen. Lazar and Yost hire Kantor to confront the good (heh) doctor. While the two rivals are fighting about the rightful owner, four of his little "babies" come to life and escape. The collectors begin to fight for the specimens even more after they find out that they have come alive. The fighting causes the critters to get scared and the poopie really hits the fan. In a booby trap attack reminiscent of "Home Alone", the freaks kill off most of the humans in some very creative ways. Lazar and Dr.Lorca finally decide they're gonna settle the fight like men, with swords (yay) , and wind up both getting killed by the creatures. Shelia eventually dispatches (or so we think) the little goobers in a bath of acid.

Actually the special effects of the film are quite good, even though the story is a bit thin. This movie was not as much of a blood bath as I was expecting but still pretty nasty at parts. The DVD edition of this movie does have some cool features like a "making of" documentary and an audio commentary. Overall, the concept it pretty gross and warped, but the movie is silly enough that you won't have any sleepless nights wondering if a mutant fetus is hiding under your bed with a crowbar.


What demented person could come up with a topless woman in a gorilla mask. Why couldn't it have been ME?

They should change the Dialouge in "Total Recall". "Hey man... I got 4 mutant fetuses to feed."

It's actually quite funny to see thing that resembles a Butterball turkey with eyes and teeth firing a pistol.

I'm still having trouble deciding what is more frightening the creatures or Elvina's stupidity.

Some other interesting events that add to the brilliance of this film are: Mutant Porcupine quills in Ms Yost's ass, A creature that looks like a He-Man action figure covered in slime sucking Elvina's nipple, the ever popular sword fight between demented rich weirdos, and Shelia's cheer for Dr. Lorca in the duel.