TAG LINE-A MASTERPIECE OF EROTIC HORROR
STUDIO-
RATED-UNRATED (THINLY VEILED PORN FLICK)
YEAR-1965
THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS-(Criswell) The master of evil and
a dirty old man.
GHOULITA (Fawn Silver)-The box calls her "The goulish goddess of the Dancing Dead". Only girl that doesn't get naked.
BOB-(William Bates) Dumb guy who winds up in the graveyard. Couldn't act if his life depended on it.
SHIRLEY-(Pat Barringer) Bob's girlfriend, and not much smarter. Really good at wanting to go home.
WOLF MAN-(John Andrews) His mask is so bad that any time he looks up you can see it come off his neck.
MUMMY-(Louis Ojena) A guy wrapped in toilet paper.
THE DANCERS-acutally they're strippers with very little dancing talent. Pat Barrainger playes a dual role as Shirley and one of the strippers. Mostly women who like to prance about naked and shake their boobs.
GHOULITA (Fawn Silver)-The box calls her "The goulish goddess of the Dancing Dead". Only girl that doesn't get naked.
BOB-(William Bates) Dumb guy who winds up in the graveyard. Couldn't act if his life depended on it.
SHIRLEY-(Pat Barringer) Bob's girlfriend, and not much smarter. Really good at wanting to go home.
WOLF MAN-(John Andrews) His mask is so bad that any time he looks up you can see it come off his neck.
MUMMY-(Louis Ojena) A guy wrapped in toilet paper.
THE DANCERS-acutally they're strippers with very little dancing talent. Pat Barrainger playes a dual role as Shirley and one of the strippers. Mostly women who like to prance about naked and shake their boobs.
I picked this up at a video store called "Reel Collections"
for about $5. I have four words that will give you a good idea of what
kind of movie this is "Screenplay By Ed Wood". This is gonna be one short,
but painful, review.
OK, Bob and Shirley crash their car and wander into a graveyard where they are captued by The Wolf Man and the Mummy. The couple witness Ghoulita entertaining the Prince of Darkness with strippers who are supposed to be the souls of dead women. Lots of topless women, fog and 60's style dancing. The Bad guys are about to kill the couple but the sun comes up and they are saved when the evil gang turns into skeletons. The End. (As much as I love to look at naked women I was glad to see this movies credits rolling.) I feel kinda ripped off, I could have gotten lunch at McDonalds instead of buying this movie.
This movie has more plot flaws and bad acting than some XXX films I've
seen.
If you are going to build a graveyard set out of plywood at least try to hide the seams in the floor. (Pathetic)
The "Tortured teens in bondage" that the box advertised was actually 1 slave girl who looked about 35. Plastic chains too. (yick)
Putting someone behind a pot full of dry ice and dirty water will turn them to gold, ok just paint them gold.
It's supposed to be the middle of the night but when they're driving it looks more like Noon.
A hamster is more frightening than Criswell.
10 naked women didn't even save this stinkbomb of a film.
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OK, Bob and Shirley crash their car and wander into a graveyard where they are captued by The Wolf Man and the Mummy. The couple witness Ghoulita entertaining the Prince of Darkness with strippers who are supposed to be the souls of dead women. Lots of topless women, fog and 60's style dancing. The Bad guys are about to kill the couple but the sun comes up and they are saved when the evil gang turns into skeletons. The End. (As much as I love to look at naked women I was glad to see this movies credits rolling.) I feel kinda ripped off, I could have gotten lunch at McDonalds instead of buying this movie.
If you are going to build a graveyard set out of plywood at least try to hide the seams in the floor. (Pathetic)
The "Tortured teens in bondage" that the box advertised was actually 1 slave girl who looked about 35. Plastic chains too. (yick)
Putting someone behind a pot full of dry ice and dirty water will turn them to gold, ok just paint them gold.
It's supposed to be the middle of the night but when they're driving it looks more like Noon.
A hamster is more frightening than Criswell.
10 naked women didn't even save this stinkbomb of a film.
COMPLETE CAST LISTS, ALTERNATE VERSIONS, PUBLIC REVIEWS & ACTOR BIOGRAPHIES
BACK TO THE BAD MOVIE FUNHOUSE MAIN PAGE