hmmm...
ok... here's a list of phrases an old sociology professor of mine said in the course of a semester. keep in mind that she's a professor of sociology. (i swear she said every single one of these).
who is that comedian. you know, the one that's funny.
do jewish people celebrate thanksgiving?
the women are covered with black veal.
ross perot. they think he is like a clown.
for better or worse, for richer or poorer, for this or for that.
that airplane, Boing 747
people in my brother's town...they look like turkey people
buddhism--they beat up this kind of drum and mumble.
people were dead, and then they revise them.
men are not articulate. women babble and never shut up.
ferdinand toennis had a famous lotion.
you have this stone, then you hit it with animals.
the founding father said 'everyone is born equal, or whatever'.
crocodile ghandi
a certain degree of servilence
when you get shot in the head, you die. or become retard.
secretaries...i was washing them
law is necessary to keep social odor
"Wait!! Wait!! Here's a joke! A man's building is on fire and he wants to go in 'cause he hid his money in there. Ha! Ha!"
you are just like jerry lewis. you're eating rabbits all the time
sixty percent of students in suny stonybrook have std's. not necessarily aids, but herbies, phyllis, you know.
natural medicines like herbs. or, as the english say, herbs.
all the jocks play sports. the fags play in the band. you know, band fags.
when you have a dog like yourself...
in new jersey, if you don't pay your ticket, they pound your car
in caveman times, the strongest people kept the leftovers
don't do this in my this
they call them vegetable people
it takes a long time for organ transmutations
people who eat good are called healthy nuts
in the old days, people just ate, like, buttermilk
born as immature babies
american indians--give some boobs to 'em
put abused children in poster homes
fat people should eat jell-o
like eeeeeeee! like that feeling.
and finally...
after the civil war, we put 51 stars on the flag when alaska became a state
impressed? visit the LIU/CW Post website.
that's where i got me an edumacation.
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