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conf & liab
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All information, data and images on the attached web pages of Holly & Michael "Woody" O'Brien and/or any e-mail or any other type of communication in any from with same is confidential and covered by the following legally enforceable document confidentially agreement:
Holly K. O'Brien and Michael L O'Brien, aka: Michael L. O'Brien Chfc, Michael "Woody" O'Brien, doing business as: Guardian angel financial advisory, www.junedraft.com, www.gafamutualfunds.com, U-Name-It Ltd, 1800unameit.com, WOT, UFP, www.Woodysoldtimers.com, Umbrella Financial Publishers Ltd. , and www.yourumbrella.com, document confidentially agreement: All visitors both as individuals or individuals acting on behalf of any organization of any kind to any of the above mentioned web pages and or recipients of e-mail or any documents or information received via any means from any of the persons, web sites or entities listed above, shall by virtue of their receipt of such information shall be deemed to have forever agreed to be bound themselves and or binding any organization of any kind they are acting on behalf of, by this document confidentially agreement and that all information contained, included, related, preceding or following the web pages, e-mail or any form of information or related documents and their total contents are the private, confidential information and proprietary intellectual property of Holly or Michael L. O'Brien and are additionally and specifically covered by the 1st, 4th, 5th, 8th, 10th and 13th amendments and article 1 section 8 of the United States constitution.
In no event may any recipient of the aforementioned information use the information any manner, way shape or form, disclose, disseminate, copy, distribute, e-mail, fax, save, or by any other means give same information to any other person, business, non for profit entity, lawyer, judge, court, arbitrator, tribunal, government agency, NGO, or regulatory authority of any kind, without the prior written expressed permission of Holly and Michael L. O'Brien. The recipient personally and on behalf of any organization of any kind on whose behalf they are representing agree to be hearin liable for any legal or other costs incurred by Michael L O'Brien or any of his enterprises as a result of their unauthorized use of any of the information described above and pledges their and or any organization of any kind they are acting on behalf of's entire net worth without exception as collateral for any judgment collectable against them for unauthorized use of the above described information.
Finally, by viewing any of Holly or Michael L O'Brien or any of his enterprises web pages or doing business with the same you and any organization you may be representing are deemed to have agreed to this confidentially and liability agreement retroactive to your first communication with same and that any legal dispute with Holly or Michael L O'Brien or any of his enterprises you agree that any damages you win are limited to the lesser of actual net profit of the transaction disputed or $5.00 (five us dollars). Any dispute resolved via legal action may only be resolved in a local court in Cumberland county Pennsylvania without appeal and if you do not prevail in the matter that you hereby agree not to appeal and to pay all the cost of the Holly or Mr. O'Brien or his enterprises as the prevailing party incurred to prevail.
Without regard to if any dispute is resolved with or without legal action by engaging in any business or transaction with Holly or Mr. O'Brien or any of his enterprises you are hereby forever deemed to be in agreement to pay Holly or Mr O'Brien $100 an hour in damages for every hour of estimated time he spends as a result of any dispute including but not limited to those caused by your error(s), dishonesty, misrepresentation, overbilling, billing error, fraud, stupid mistake, failure to communicate, failure to fulfill any contract terms, failure honor any warranty or general poor business practices and agree that no other court, government NGO, Federal agency or regulatory body of any kind outside Natrona county WY shall ever have standing or authority to resolve the dispute. Finally, in the event any contract, transaction or agreement you have with Holly or Mr O'Brien and any of his firms has provisions that are less favorable to Holly or Mr O'Brien or his firms than this confidentiality and liability agreement you are hereby forever deemed to have agreed that those above described conflicting provisions are null and void and this agreements provisions shall always be deemed to be senior in their legal standing and authority.
Unfortunately the world now is a mostly dishonest place. Everyday now the acts of totally moronic, dishonorable asshole's are reported by the media as cool if they are shaking down somebody whose hard work has given them some measure of success (thanks Bill Clinton for making this state of dishonesty possible...not).
In such a world honorable savvy people need to protect themselves from the dishonorable and moronic. If you don't like the above conditions and wish to reserve the right to file some silly ass lawsuit and greenmail me into handing over money I worked hard for my family to have: Take a hike, I really don't want your business !!!!!
In all my businesses the customer isn't always right, but the customer rules. As proof of my belief in that I urge you to visit ebay.com and look up the customer feedback people have posted about "unameitltd" and see what apx. 98% plus of our ebay customers say about doing business with me. I would guess we are in the high 90 percentile of customer approval my other businesses as well. Again, if that's not good enough for you, take a hike, I don't want your business.
Is Michael "Woody" O'Brien really the luckiest man on earth? Milton S Hershey wrote this $300 check for passage on the Titanic and cancelled his trip when his wife fell ill. email me for the story of how his love for Mrs Hershey saved his life.
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